Novel - 230 pages
Thirteen Bones has been described as being the exact opposite to a punch in the face. In fact it's downright enjoyable. It's just the kind of book that Douglas Adams and Robert Louis Stevenson would collaborate on after getting completely sloshed on rum in a bar frequented by pirates, perhaps in Port Royal (before it sank of course).
A fierce battle rages between two pirate captains. In the midst of the fight a one-eyed girl is wounded and thrown overboard, but she survives. Rescued by pirate Captain Miserablesod, the girl learns to sail and fight, and starts a new life with a new name - Miss Blimey.
Not everything goes to plan however, and before she can take her rightful place as second in command on Miserablesod’s ship she is betrayed and left for dead....
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