Miss Blimey had moored the Raven at a dock in the insomniatic little quay of Bukenborg, somewhere off the coast of nowhere. She had decided that Betty hates Veronica was beginning to loose the edge that she had once had and was taking her in for a grinding. Betty hates Veronica didn't mind as it gave her a chance to see far off places she had never heard of. They walked into the nearest Taverna and ordered a Wild Turkey each.
"What's that?" asked the Bar man.
"What?" countered Miss Blimey, indignantly.
"Sorry," said the bar man. "I'm hard to hear this and I need you to repeat that order?"
"Oh, right," smiled Miss Blimey, relieved. "Two wild turkeys, thanks." Miss Blimey never forgot her manners, though she sometimes threw them away if not needed. The bar man returned shortly, and predictably with two wild turkeys, still alive and gabbling like crazy. Miss Blimey was not impressed and turned to leave. The curse words exploded in her head, left her ear and decapitated the bar man.
"Serves him right.... haha.... get it? Serves," said Betty hates Veronica, giggling at her own bad joke.
"Yes, but that's enough," replied Miss Blimey. "Let's get out of here before they Verify this Cat and cane us both!". So Miss Blimey and Betty hates Veronica headed back to the Raven and set sail out of the harbour.
The End